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Agile Jokes

Let’s face it, agile and lean sometimes takes itself way too seriously, so I started to collect funny quotes associated with agile and lean thinking. We should all remember Rule Number 6.

Most of these come directly from field experience.

Read and enjoy.


  • “Screams” - initial description of a Scrum Team by an executive.
  • ”Will will now do ‘fist in eye’” - improves collaboration results.
  • ”We are too busy flailing fast to fail fast”
  • “We are patching so often that we've already achieved continuous deployment!”

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