Agile Jokes

Let’s face it, agile and lean sometimes takes itself way too seriously, so I started to collect funny quotes associated with agile and lean thinking. We should all remember Rule Number 6.

Most of these come directly from field experience.

Read and enjoy.

Quotes

“Screams” - initial description of a Scrum Team by an executive.

”Will will now do ‘fist in eye’” - improves collaboration results.

”We are too busy flailing fast to fail fast”

“We are patching so often that we've already achieved continuous deployment!”

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