Let’s face it, agile and lean sometimes takes itself way to seriously, so I started to collect funny quotes associated with agile and lean thinking. Most of these come directly from field experience.

Read and enjoy.

• “Screams” - initial description of a Scrum Team by an executive.
• ”Will will now do ‘fist in eye’” - improves collaboration results.
• ”We are too busy flailing fast to fail fast”
• “We are patching so often that we've already achieved continuous deployment!”

• Quotable Quotes List